RUSHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD COMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive flood of spam is about to crash down on your email. We're talking horrendous amounts of scammy emails packed with sick porn. These bastards are trying to scam you out of your hard-earned dollars, so be super cautious. Don't click on any links in these emails, and flag them immediately. Stay safe out there!